He goes where he shouldn’t go,
Does what he shouldn’t do,
Deposits slobber on legs,
Deposits his whole body, full force, on visitors,
Chews things,
Destroys things,
Tugs on the leash,
Pees in the house.
(Sometimes)
He insists on being petted,
Bothers the cats,
Has killed the neighbor’s chickens,
Rolls in mud,
Rolls in tar,
and steals food.
And yet,
How could I not love him?
Just look at that face.