There’s a Planet Fitness ad about a 1-dimensional weight-lifter that has given us our voice for Columbus.
If you haven’t seen it, go watch it now.
Except instead of “I lift things up and put them down” he says things like:
“I pick things up, I eat them up”
“I sniff her butt”
“Duh”
Stuff like that. In that he-man, not-so-intelligent voice.
It’s perfect for him. I mean, after all, look at him….
He’s so adorably fluffy! You’ve got to ♥ the tongue sticking out!
It’s such a good thing he is so cute and loveable, Christine….